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So you sail to him then you...
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load the chain shot, and cripple him. then...
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he slaps you across the face
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then tia dalma says you can kill Barbossa instead. So you kill Barbossa, and then his monkey leaps on you and...
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the monkey bites your neck off. Then...
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you get revived again, but this time by Davy Jones. then you..
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get cured by him, and he....
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shoots you with his pistol a gazillion times and throughs your body in the water and then...
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you get eaten by a shark, spit out, and revived again by...
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um... calypso? then you find the chest of davy jones, and the key, then...
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you open it and make yourself eat the heart with spinnach, brocolli, and brusselsprouts forever then davy jones you
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Davy jones now serves his master in the sea of his stomach gathering the souls of lost food
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but you throw up, and davy jones is free then you....
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run to Tormenta to give Urchins a hairdo then you...
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get them mad and they blow you up to smithereenes.
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