Make up a POTCO character

[Edward Edgemenace]

Navy Deckhand
lv: 1-3
Weapons: mop bucket, hammer
Phrases: "Hey grab a mop, will ya...hey! GUARDS!"
"Finally, someone to take over for me. Here ya go matey." <hands mop>
"The barnacles, they ain't so bad."

EITC Deckhand
Lvl: 2-4


Navy Scallywag
Lvl: 3-5
Weapons: Pistol
Phrases: "Code? I'm no pirate! I shoot pirates like you!"
"Another pirate, killed for my queen!"
"Long Live the king!"
"Gallows? And go through all that paperwork? Nay!"

EITC SCallywag
Lvl: 4-12


Navy cook
Lvl: 1-2
Weapons: pots, pans, scalding water, torch from fire
Phrases: "A bit-o-mash 'll stick to yer ribs, it will."
"Can't peel taters, eh? Try this then!"
"Of course it smells bad! If it smelled good, how would we make if last a month?"

EITC cook
lvl: 1-3