I cant help but wonder what the average age is of POTC players

[Sarah]

What's that sonny boy? Couldn't hear ya...let me turn up the ole aid. Ah, that's better. Now, where did I leave the cane? Need to go shake it at some youngins fixen to do some tom-foolery in the yard........ahhhh

I've fallen, and I can't get up!

(ok gang, no giving out your real ages, please I have enough to do as it is....ranges are fine....like, dirt, older than dirt, invented dirt, and the inventor of the inventor of dirt)