A funny thought...

[Nelly Darkpaine]

Have you ever pondered...

How your pirate ALL AT ONE TIME carries:

A cutlass
A VooDoo Doll
A VooDoo Staff
A Gun (Plus ammo!)
Daggers - including all the ones available to throw
Grenades - again - all the ones to throw - specially those siege ones.

AND... all the cannonballs

It seems like they pull all this stuff out of nowhere, and I always have a funny mental picture of the inside of my pirates coat looking like something Inspector Gadget would wear. (Maybe she has a hollow leg?)

I mean, yeah.. I know.. its just a game. But it makes for a VERY funny mental picture to think about what it would look like if all the stuff they carried was reflected in the animations.

Mine would be lugging around a cart that the in-game gypsies would envy.

Hmm...

[League]

I thought of a) squires, b) regurgitation, c) hyperspace cubes, d) super boddesses, e) shrunken weapons that just need water, f) super-pactation, and g) creation on the spot.

Those're the only reasonable explanations.

[Nelly Darkpaine]

Hmm... Weapon Capsules perhaps? Maybe they are all "Ronco Pocket Weapons" ???

Or, Nerf? (Squish em to store!)

Weapon Space Bags? Hmm...

Any other theories?

[Dr. Zeppers]

Ronco Pocket Weapons?

But wait theres more!!!

Perhaps its all stored on that shelf above our heads.
Ya know, that one that shows us our name/level.

Hmm havent inspected my multipurpose pirate utility belt just yet either.

[Diego Birmingham]

The insides of your pockets exist in another dimension!

[Nelly Darkpaine]

Thats gotta be it... another dimension.

And yeah, Nelly has spent days running from her personal info floating above her head. Kinda creepy.

And on that note - no wonder theres not many heavy pirates - we RUN everywhere. Imagine if real life were the same. Ill be back.. I need a drink.... (Sprint!) Huff.. huff... huff..... Whew.

Im surprised no ones passed out yet. I get tired watching em all. Get a SMALL break when I get head butted, or a little dazed. (She slowly walks away... now THATS The time Id be running in reality - that guy just head butted me.... Later!!!)

[aqamarina]

Super bodices, haha Apparently our pirates carry around some sea chest to hold all that stuff... but how do they carry the chest

[Nelly Darkpaine]

Maybe the sea chest is... is... Magic! Its disguised as the name floating over our heads. :P

Ok.. now thats just silly. I prefer the idea of the Ronco Weapons.

[emmalemmalemma]

Maybe the the other dimension is in the sea chest? Maybe it is like Mary Poppin's bag.. Or like Merlin's bag that walks behind him.. His bag walks behind him, doesn't it?

[League]

Yeah, I got that super boddesses thing from Jack: "Unless you got some sails hidden under that boddess... unlikely." And yes, perhaps there is an extra-dimensional pocket or shelf that has an invisible door. Iunno really.

[Wheelsim]

Well the staff, doll, gun, and sword makes sense on were you could put them. Nades... not so much.. But you know dont actually use he cannonball until you go out to sea. But then how do you get them out to see if you have to buy them first.. well yeah.. thats what i think...

[Dr. Zeppers]

You're reaching into another dimension -- a dimension not only of fortitude, and skill, but of worth. A grab into a wondrous pocket whose boundaries are that of
imagination. That's a crossbones up ahead: your next stop: the PIRATE Zone!

[Bella]

The whole thing reminds me of Elizabeth in the third movie when she is being searched by Sao Feng's men......And just where exactly did she hide all that stuff?........

[Bilgepump]

I keep them in my pants.

[Steely Jim]

Steely got his clothing second-hand from Harpo Marx....