WHY pirates aer better than Ninjas

[rade775]

OK my friend thinks that ninjas are better than pirates ( WRONG! )
ok here post why pirates will beat skoo kill ninjas
or post questions like this one
why are there no movie about ninjas

[Chris]

pirates do as they please

ninjas have to obey orders

[dangerousden]

Pirates get to wear any colour rather than just black.

[Bilgepump]

Pirates help global warming.

[TooHip]

When was the last time you heard a ninja use cool phases like "Avast!" or "Arrrg!"?

[AdmiralSavvy]

Pirates don't have to sneak upon their enemy when they are about to attack them all the time.

[Jeena]

Pirates have a purpose, they search for treasure, what do ninjas search for?

Originally Posted by Bilgepump

Pirates help global warming.

LOL I love this one.
& I have to agree, I mean, if we were more like pirates we'd be less hygenic, but totally less likely to pollute the world =P.

x

[rade775]

i like the golobal warming

[CrimsonRabbit]

why are there no movie about ninjas

Really? You can't think of a single movie about ninjas? I think ye' need to try harder.

[rade775]

so your are on the ninjas side traitror! get him dogs

[CrimsonRabbit]

Pirate vs. Ninja

[Dr. Zeppers]

Pirates really know how to party. (why is all the rum gone!?)

Pirates get to wear what they want, and not dress in black.

Pirates can walk about comfortably, and meet thier enemies eye to eye...
They defeat them with guile, and wit, (luck and a sturdy cutlass always can be helpful)
Sneak up quietly and kill your enemies quickly without them even seeing you... way of the Ninja, and it seems a bit wimpy.

Pirates can use all the same weapons that Ninja's use, and more. How many Ninjas sail ships, and shoot cannons? Have a Voodoo dolls and staffs? It was not uncommon however for pirates to have weapons of oriental design on thier persons. All the toys a Ninja might have, and more.

Pirate wenchs look like wenchs (some hot, some not).
Either there are no women Ninja's or, they all look alike once you wrap them up in black.

I'd like to see a pirate fight a ninja on fair ground... Both of you go to your corner of the bar, drink 3 pints O rum, and a come out a swingin... <BREAK>

[Bilgepump]

You kids lack knowledge of current events, pop culture, and Internet memes. Why, back in my day, we had to pass tests on this stuff every day while walking to school, barefoot over snow-covered razor blades, uphill both ways.

Behold! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_...global_warming

[rade775]

Ok


( Too short )

[davy redflint]

pirates or ninja is ther any questions PIRATES arrggg!!!!