Another pirate sails in....with rum!!

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Welcome aboard! Just some pointers - Don't accept rum from Tiberius Fireskull, no one knows what he puts in it. Make sure to give 10% or your meat supplies to The Monster every week (he may eat you if you forget!). See that greenish meat in the corner? Yeah... don't touch it or eat it.

I think that's about it... but I might as well finish with this:

The Game...