Ahoy!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

*punches Hook* Shut up!

Welcome aboard... *thinks of nickname* NW! Just a few guidelines you should follow here...

1) Only listen to me. Those people like Hookshot are going to tell you to listen to nobody except them. I know, I'm telling you the same thing, but I am the most sane person around here...

2) I need all your rum.... wait, you're a Pixie... I need all your syrup. I'll keep it safe from thieves... those sick people trying to steal from our new members! How horrible is that?!

3) That greenish meat there... don't touch it. NO! NO QUESTIONS! Just don't touch.

Welcome to POF! If you don't die or have serious physical or mental injury after the first few days, you'll probably be fine.