Captain of the Ship

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I get bored of being dead, so I get up. The Monster hasn't had enough turkey to eat, so I convince him that you taste even better. I wait ten minutes, and after hearing your blood curdling screams stop, I come onto the ship to find you lying on the ground in a bloody mess; The Monster chewing on your severed arm. Well, the ship needs a captain, aye?

ICOTS

BTW Jackie, when I saw your post I rofled.

P.S. Your not allowed to double post Davy_, read the rule book. And also, please, no perma captains. Lets all just have fun here ok?