Corrupt a wish

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but you are not bright enough to know how to use them correctly, and you wear two eyepatches over both eyes. While you are walking on your ship, you fall off into the sea and drown. Your last words are "Give Davy Fireskull all my rum-blub-blub-blub..."

I wish that I had an army of El Patrons!

[Jack Shipsteel]

Originally Posted by Davy Fireskull

Your last words are "Give Davy Fireskull all my rum-blub-blub-blub..."

In your dreams Davy..

Granted, but everybody else thinks your too strong and they just ignore you.

I wish for infinite tonics.

[Nick The Titan]

Granted, but everytime you use a tonic instead of giving you health you loose health .

I wish that i didnt wish for no eyes lol.