March Mod Hunt Contest

[Tepcat]

Ah Maximvs. We all call him
Max out here on the ship for short,
since none of us really understood who
would name their kid Maximvs
(though with a name like that, I can
see why he became a pirate).

I guess the thing I always found
interesting about Max is that he
always did love his rum. Not the
reqular love for the stuff either. When
we be setting out to sea you can
always expect him to be "getting his
rum for the trip", when in reality he's
just drinking it all.

Max: But where has the rum gone?