Ahoy there me heartys!

[Artimus]

I arr new here, to be sure, but over time, I won't be new no more, ya see, I'm not new as farrrr as me age goes, I reckon but when you might be a'talking about POC then I'm newer than new, Yeah, I be a NOOB, to be sure, but not farrrr long mind ya, not farrr long. I'll be a sliding up alongside ya in that PVP and be unloading me shot into your hull, I will and I'll be laughing when I sends your poor excuse of a boat to the bottom of Davy Jones's locker, I will. So bury your gold good and deep ya scurvy-dog and keep a-watchin' your back.

Your probably thinking by now, who is this rapscallious-ne'er-do-well, now's ain't cha? No don't be afeared, my bark is worser than me bite and me teeth is the proof in that, they're about as useless as me cannon skills so don't be a feared of me wrecking your boat, unless I come aboard as yer crew and shoot a hole in the deck by accident or put me hammer through the planks when trying to fix me own self caused damage. I'm mostly a threat to them durn Cadets and rightly so, I might say, I've offed a few of them just because ya know, but I gots me a voodoo dolly and a dagger and I'm off and ready to do me some real pirating, so beware and I hopes ta see you in game.


ARRTY