Ahoy ye scurvy pirates!

[Lucrecia Merlose]

Hail and well met! You are now in the presence of greatness. My name bears no consequence to you so I don't mind if I share it with ye. Lucrecia Merlose at yer service...and when I say "yer service" I mean "MY service". If ye be feel'n any diff'ernt ye can walk the plank! I am cap'n of the Green Revenge. Who's that ye ask? Oh don't mind him. He's just me cannon guy and right hand man. If he wants he can introduce himself later. Now then, I lead my GLORIOUS guild and we call ourselves Gadflies. Don't ye be ask'n why we go by that name! All in due time.

Now it's time fer me and my crew (the two finest in all dah Caribbean) to hoist the anchor and set sail! There be plunder'n to be done in these here waters.


AAARGH!!