My favorite friend request ever

[dichuy]

Let me start out by saying I HATE when I'm asked to be friends when the person hasn't spoken a word to me. I just click "No" and be done with it. Soooo:

Friday night I was finishing up the new weapons quests when I docked on Tortuga to repair my ship. A Not: 8 girl asked to be my friend and I declined. To my surprise she whispered to me "I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU!" and ran off hitting the space bar over and over to make herself jump. So I thought I would introduce this young lady to manners. I answered, "I'm sorry, I don't become friends with someone whom I haven't spoken to yet." Her reply was "You're stupid." I'm just laughing and I typed, "Why would I want to be friends with someone who is mean to me and is going to report me for choosing not to be friends with someone I haven't spoken with?" and I headed to the dock to get back on my ship. She tells me "All the people in my guild like me and I'm in one of the BIGGEST guilds ever so you should be my friend." I decided to be a bit of a be-ach and said, "I was a beta tester for this game and was a guild member of THE biggest guild on beta." I decided to wait on the dock to see what she would say. She asked what a beta tester was and I explained. She then begged me to be her friend saying "come on, be my friend, I've had a bad day and already got slapped in the face.". Then she said, "you'll love my friend, they are the same level as you (32)." I politely declined they set sail into the sunset. Too funny.

Just thought I'd share that as it still makes me chuckle.