Five New Guild Rules

[Marry The Night]

As few of you may know, Madonna has recently released her twelfth studio album MDNA. However, Lady Gaga's (Lady who?) existence may prevent this album from reaching number one on Billboard 200, because the new generation of listeners just can't appreciate Madonna. To ensure this album becomes Madonna's sixth consecutive number one album (and to eliminate Gaga from the Caribbean in general), I'm enforcing five new rules:

• All Partners N Crime members are prohibited from listening to any of Lady Gaga's albums, songs, remixes, etc.
  
• All Partners N Crime members will be provided with digital copies of Madonna's greatest hits albums (The Immaculate Collection, GHV2, and Celebration) along with digital copies of Madonna's new album MDNA (to help boost sales). Everyone is required to listen to at least eight songs from The Immaculate Collection, Celebration, and MDNA while in-game.
  
• Every Friday night, following Crew Nights, we'll be hosting "True Blue" rallies on Abassa Tortuga. The lyrics to La Isla Bonita are to be spammed, along with anti-Gaga propaganda. Our goal is to turn every pirate into a Madonna fan. Rallies will be hosted by my own pirate, Lourdes Leon.
  
• August 16 will be the new guild holiday, "Madge Day." Eventually, with enough Madonna rallies, Madge Day will become a game-wide holiday.
  
• Effective immediately, Express Yourself is the official guild anthem of Partners N Crime. Lyrics will be shouted and spammed in unison by all Partners at the start of, and randomly during, all official PNC events.

All of these rules will go into effect on April 4th, 2012. Anyone who calls Express Yourself "reductive" will be given a warning on the first offense. Anyone who is caught listening to Born This Way instead of Express Yourself OR making jokes about Madonna's age will be given a strike. Happy listening!















APRIL FOOLS! ...okay, I doubt many of you fell for that, but still. I wasn't even going to post an April Fools thread, but Crestshot gave me the idea. I figured Delmaria would include something about Madonna in the Guild Reforms thread, but he didn't... Plus, we all know that Del loves Gaga too much to let rules like these pass.