The Wacky Show!

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The Wacky Show! Episode 33.

Captain Andy: Dreadme is crazy as ever!

Dreadme:*Checking his wallet.* Hmm, I only have lint dollars left... I'm gonna have a garage sale! I'll need a garage and some merchandise, and... well I best get started!

*Dreadme walks into Larry's quarters, he sees bone necklaces, a diary, a dagger, and scary looking potions. He pages through the diary, seeing 'Dream', 'Dreadme', and 'blood'.*

Dreadme:Hmm, I think I'll sell this stuff.

*Dreadme walks up to Larry.*

Dreadme:*Holding out Larry's stuff.* Hey Larry, look at all this cool stuff I found! How much do you think I can get for it?

Larry:*Looking panicked.* Sir! Is that- is that my stuff?!

Dreadme:Ya, so?

Larry:Sir! You can't sell that! It's mine! It's-

Dreadme:Larry I don't have time for this, just how much do you think it would go for?

Larry:Probably about 1000, but sir-

Dreadme:Shut up Larry! I have to sell this. Oh and thanks.

*Larry sits in his emptied out quarters, and he gets angry.*

Larry:You know what, I'm gonna raid Dreadme's quarters! YEA!!!!

*Larry sneaks up to Dreadme's quarters, but when he opens the door a alarm goes off, and red flashing lights appear. Then swat people crash through the windows swinging on ropes.*

SWAT Man:*Waving AK-47.* CHEESECURD PROTECTION SERVICE!!! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!

*Larry drops to the ground, the CPS locks him in a dog kennel, and stand guarding it. As time passes Larry hears Dreadme selling his stuff. Then Dreadme comes down.*

Dreadme:Thanks boys, so Larry, what was it you wanted to talk to me about.

Captain Andy:Cheesecurd Protection Service! Only 19.99!

Dreadme:Hey Larry! I wanna add some variety to my Cheesecurds, what dishes can I put them in?

Larry:Well, we could put it in a decadent souffle, or a delicate mousse, or-

Dreadme:Um, how about something I can spell?

Larry:Hmm, how about pie?

Dreadme:TO THE KITCHEN!

*They arrive at the kitchen.*

Larry:Ok, we need some ingredients-

Dreadme:OKIE!

*Dreadme zips out of the room and then returns with bone dust, lizard eggs, and cheesecurds.

Dreadme:I think I might be a natural...

Larry:Well, we can use the cheesecurds... Ok, now do what I do-

*Dreadme starts mimicking Larry in all ways.*

Larry:STOP IT DUDE!!!

Dreadme:STOP IT DUDE!!!

*Larry and Dreadme shake their heads.

Larry:*With Dreadme copying him.* Ok, take the flour, and mix it with eggs, sugar, and yeast. Let it rise.

*An hour later.*

Dreadme:This is boring!

Larry:Well at least you stopped copying me...

Dreadme:Well at least you stopped copying me...

Larry&Dreadme:AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ok, ok. Now we take the dough and knead it. Now we put it in our pie pan, and make our filling. To do this we take cheesecurds and smash them into a gooey oblivion.

*Dreadme looks mortified, but still does it.*

Larry:Now we put it on top of the crust and bake it.

*They both put their pies in the oven, and then Larry closes it. However, Dreadme leaves his hand in.*

Dreadme:I like the smell of pie, it smells like..... burnt grease... *wiping brow with free hand.* is it- is it getting warm in here?

Larry:*Turning his attention back to the oven.* Ok, now lets take it out! Hmm, your right it does smell like burnt grease.

*The take the pies out, and set them on the table. Dreadme's is a beautiful masterpiece, Larry's, on the other hand, is a bit sunken.*

Dreadme:That was fun! Let's do it again!

Larry:*Storming out of the room.* Nope, don't have time.

Captain Andy:Poor, poor Larry.

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