Congratulations, Tim Rigmenace!

[Marry The Night]

This past Tuesday evening, the Circle of Trust convened to discuss promoting Tim Rigmenace to the rank of Veteran. Nayana thought Del was talking about a different type of promotion at first, and so, when Tim boarded my Victory Shark, we started discussing how to promote his new album, Rig This Way.

After we've established that we're sending ships to obnoxiously sit in the middle of Mar de Plata on Andaba and advertise the new album in Privateer chat, leaving dear Tim quite confused, Del asked Tim if he would accept the position of Veteran.

I'll also take this time to announce the release date for your new album, its first single, and the album cover:

RIG THIS WAY: SINGLE - 2.13.12
RIG THIS WAY: ALBUM - 5.23.12

Congratulations, Tim! You deserved it. And here's hoping that Rig This Way will top Billboard 200.