I decided to make a new pirate, using another account that I had. Inspired by DP's pirate Bob, I made an Ulta-noob. I made him short, fat, and as ugly as I could. Then I had to pick a name, I browsed through until I found perfection, Greasepigge. Here is a Pic:

He hangs out at tortuga on an A server, his favorite things to do are run around with a thought bubble reading 'FART!!!' and doing pvp with high levels.
~The Noob Court~
I'm making a guild for noobs only, you can join here

here are the requirements:
1.Ye must be Basic
2.Ye must be ugly
3.Ye must act like a noob at all times.
Join Here! XD (I am serious though).