July 2011 Book Title Contest

[Tepcat]

I know you are wondering what this could be




What in the world does she mean by Book Title?




Well, we always try a brain waker-upper contest this time of the year so hear goes.




A book title is meant to give us a idea of what is inside the book.

To hint at mystery,

suspense,

laughter,





But sometimes a book title is a play on words and when combined with the author's name becomes

a pun



a play on words



a joke



For example:


Weapons of Mast Destruction by Bomb R. Bob

Shiver Me Timbers by Chill N.

Beard Training Tips by Davy Jones



So, please post your one book title/author on this thread by midnight of Wednesday, July 27th.


The mod council will meet and decide who gets




and who gets






Good Luck!!