Avast ye!

[Truehazzard]

Ahoy all ye pirates! T'as be a long hour since we last shared some spiced rum!
Th' fact that all ye pirates have abandoned ship brin's many a tears to me eyes.

I gunna be expectin' some 'o ye to be findin' 'n sharin' some contact information wit' me before I sail out...

I been updated me own long distance parrots 'n gunna be expectin' to hear from ye all before the spiced rum be gettin' the best o' me again.

Powder monkies need t' be tellin' me whar all 'o ye be hidin' 'n hornswagglin' at...

Th' hogshead o' bumboo don't be lastin' long 'round this crew!

Til' the waves o' th' next storm be crossin' our paths once more.

Jolly Bye,
Truehazzard