Anyone a good translator?

[titanic95594]

I got this email after I sent a report of bad connection. HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSE TO READ THIS?

Hi, Cap'n!

The logs that ye have submitted with yer report indicate that ye lost yer connection to the Pirates Online servers. This can be caused by a dropped internet connection or other network interruption. There are several factors that may contribute to this problem. Please read the followin' advice and follow any steps that apply to yer particular connection to the internet:

Wireless connections are variable in nature and may cause interruptions with data-intensive applications like Pirates Online. If ye connect to the internet through a wireless router, ye may need to disable yer wireless connection and plug directly into yer modem or router with an ethernet cable.

Ye may also improve the stability o' yer connection by updatin' yer router's firmware. Please refer to yer router's documentation or the manufacturer's website for specific instructions.

Some routers or modems have USB as well as ethernet connections. If ye are currently connected with a USB cable, please switch to an ethernet cable for a more stable connection.

Finally, Pirates Online requires a broadband connection. If ye connect to the internet with a dial-up modem, then we are unable to assist ye further with connection problems.

May the wind fill your sails!

To many Yer! I speak plain American not pirate.