Hello :)

[Useless, But Effective]

Well, this is going to take a little while to reply to, so bear with me matey's.

TSC:
One can't be too picky you know. (Just kidding. Angel is worthy of several bottles of my finest rum.)

Davy:
Unfortunately for your uh... safekeeping skills, I've found a lovely trove that does quite nicely for all my rum-related needs. Just in case you were wondering, I don't think you could find it... you see, I hid it quite well. I never even made a map. I just sailed randomly off and.... oh wait: I never made a map. *slaps her palm to her forehead* Please be excus'in me mate, I need to go, uh... find something rather important. *whispers to herself* "I knew I hid it way too well!"

Jack:
I thank ye for the advice. As for number 2, I think that ship sailed long ago. Free rum?!!! I shall cherish it always!!! That is, until it is empty. (In other words: tomorrow.)

Swordshot:

Of course! *sneaks in a swig of rum* And you don't have to worry about the second one, because as I stated above, my rum seems to be rather, umm... missing.

Pieisbetter:

Why is it always me rum? I've got gold a plenty, but nope, everybody's after da rum. I shall listen to, and hold #2 dear to me pirate heart. And cheers to #3, insanity all 'round! Can't say I quite understand #4, but ah well.

CaribbeanThunder:

1. I find the above rules more of a... guideline really, so it's all good.
2. Well, I be glad 'bout that. If everybody were da same, nobody would be different. And that's just not pirate-y in the slightest!
3. I've already read a lot of them, and will head straight-away to read the rest.
4. Oh, I wouldn't be worried 'bout that. Fleeing for me life is loads of fun. Honest!

Thanks Dog Firestack and Charlotte Truebonney for the warm welcomes as well. And also a thank you to everybody who said they liked my username, I'm rather fond of it meself.

~ Mira

PS. Just so you know, you all made me laugh quite a bit.