November 2010 Carol Parody Awards

[Tepcat]

WOW!!!


That was surely some of the fanciest tongue-twisting I have ever seen


Ya'll managed to curl up some right purty gems of a tune

But I knows that what yer really after is who was a gettin' them thar awards


So




Without further ado






Eliza Creststeel

Jolly the Dead Man by Eliza Creststeel
(Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Jolly the Dead Man Was a rotten vile soul
With a bladed hand and a hooven leg
And a face that was made of skull.

Jolly the Dead Man was a fairy tale they say,
He was made of bones, but the pirates
Know how he came back to life one day.

There must have been some magic in that
Voodoo man he killed
For when he made the shaman dead
His soul with blackness filled

O, Jolly the Dead Man
Was as dead as he could be,
And the pirates say he could slash
and slay just the same as you and me.

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Look at Jolly go
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Over the seas so cold

Jolly the Dead Man knew
Tia's voodoo was strong that day
So he said, 'You run or
I'll have some fun
Making your soul decay.'

Down to Tortuga
With a cutlass in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Stop me if ye can!
He chased them down the streets of town
Right to the barricades.
And he only paused a moment when
He lit the cannonades!
For Jolly the Dead man
Had to hurry on his way,
But, he waved goodbye saying,
"You'd better cry!
I'm coming back again someday!!"

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Look at Jolly go
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Over the seas so cold




Fin


"Grandma Got Run Over by a Revenant"
(parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Grandma got run over by a Revenant
Sailin’ home from Kingshead Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Undead,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Grandma'd been drinkin’ too much rum grog,
And we all begged her not to leave,
But she hauled anchor anyway,
And staggered off the deck into the sea.

When we found Grandma Christmas mornin',
Floatin' near the island of Outcast,
There was plenty of dead undead around her
And a great big loot chest in her grasp.

Now, we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so very well,
He's been seen around with Tia Dalma,
Drinkin' rum and generally raising He- heck.

But it's not really Christmas without Grandma,
All the family is dressed in black,
And we just cannot help but kinda wonder
If our undead grandma will attack?



Captain Del

Pirates We!

Sailin' through the seas,
With loot below me deck,
I have a nasty plan,
For the Navy on me back,
Yo-ho-ho!

Cannons blasting loud,
Sinking all in sight,
Oh how fun it is to plague the
Navy and Skeletons in fright, Oh!

Pillagin', Plunderin',
Cheatin' Pirates We,
Pickin' out the pockets of the
East India Com-pan-y, Yo!

Pillagin', Plunderin',
Cheatin' Pirates We!
Don't come crossin' our paths
Or next will yer soul be!

From 'Tuga to Padres,
Kingshead to the Cove,
We raid our way through,
Taking all yer gold!,
Mwhahaha!

The landlubbers got nothing,
Compared to our mighty valor,
The only thing you might not like
Is we tend to never shower, Yo!

Gamblin', Swindlin',
Fightin' Pirates We,
Pickin' out the pockets of the
East India Com-pan-y, Yo!

Pillagin', Plunderin',
Cheatin' Pirates We!
Free and fearsome freebooters
Of the Caribbean Sea!

Davy Fireskull


Jolly Roger Is Coming To Town

A Parody by Davy Fireskull

Ye better watch out!
And try not to die
And try not to shout
I'm tellin' you why!

Jolly Roger is coming, to town!

His first shot may miss,
But his gun fires twice!
Gonna find Sparrow and that won't be nice!

Jolly Roger is coming, to town!

He sees you when your living,
And feels it when your dead.
He takes has no mercy and ain't forgiving,
So run for goodness sake!

Oh! Ye better watch out!
And try not to die
And try not to shout
I'm tellin' you why!

Oh! Ye better watch out,
Cuz Jolly ain't shy!
And don't try to fight.
Or you'll surely die!

Why?
Jolly Roger is coming
To Town!!!