November 2010 Carol Parody Contest

[Kraken Guard]

I hope it's not to late!



Rudolph the Red Nosed Grenadier

Rudolph, the red-nosed Grenadier
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other Grenadier
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any Grenadier games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Jolly came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my Death Omen tonight?"

Then all the Grenadier loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed Grenadier,
you'll go down into the Sea!