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[hmanngr8]

Joe finds out that Davy Jones is still mad at him for desertion, and not dieing for like a dozen times, and he finally realizes he is in Davy Jones's Locker, finds a captain of what use to be an eitc ship of the line, breaks the empty bottle he has been carrying around on the captain's head, only to steal his magnificent ship, summon some rock crabs to carry it to shore, and manages to turn the ship upside down using the half crazed crew during sunset, waits for the green flash, then turns it upside down, his ship of the line flips and teleports in the middle of the battle in Pearl Harbor, only to be destroyed by a misfired missle, his crew miracaulously survives swims to sure and asks, "Aren't you guys getting sick of the time travel?", only to get a response of " UHHHHHHH WHERE ARE WE, AND TIME WHAT?".