Jack Sparrow: Ahh, I was just talking about you. Well not you in particular but someone much like you. I need help, mate. If ye pirate enough, eh?
Here's the skinny... seems that Jolly Roger has created a situation to draw me out. And it's a bloody catastrophe!
Jolly Roger's instituted a naval blockade - on rum. My sweet, innocent rum! Me and the other blokes 'round here are getting very... Thirsty!!!
You: How can I help?
--> What can I do to help, Captain Sparrow?
You: What's in it for me?
--> If I help, what's in it for me?
Jack Sparrow: Good, good. Here's what we need to defeat Jolly...
...one of the Cursed Blades of El Patron himself. Perhaps you know him, tell... pointy beard... dead?
Only problem is you must go to Raven's Cove to find them. Dreadful place. But that's where they are. Now be off.
Oh I'll make it worth your while for I need me rum, as do all these Pirates.
The only way to defeat Jolly is with one of El Patron's Cursed Blades. And the only place to find them is on...
...Raven's Cove. Dreadful place.
But that's where they are. Now be off.
(Edward Brittle Intro)
Edward Brittle: Ahhh! Be ye alive or be ye dead?
Are ye the ghosts of which I dread?
Why you're no spirit or ghostly diviner?
Neither am I - I'm just a miner!
but I hold the key to the mine you seek
where live the blades so cursed and bleak.
You:
Threaten with Gun
---> I'm not afraid of you besides,
The Code says nothing about shooting ghosts, eh?
You:
Pretend to be ghost
--> You don't scare me 'cause I'm a ghost myself!
You:
Run away fast
---> A g-g-g-g-host!? I think I soiled me pants!
Edward Brittle: Very well, brave soul, stay if ye must
but don't cry to me if your mission's a bust.
But a word of warning, ye hearty mate.
Avoid red ghosts or doom be yer fate!
You: What happened here?
--> What happened to this cursed island?
You: How do I get in the mines?
--> How do I get in the mines IF the cursed blades are truly there?
You: Good bye
--> Thanks Mr. Ghosty-crazy-miner-guy but I have to go.
Edward Brittles: There was a battle fierce for El Patron's guns.
The fighting went on from sun to sun.
But when the smoke cleared, the fight was a tie.
And Jolly's anger began to fly.
He cursed the island but I survived
to tell the tale to those alive.
You: Yikes, I'm outta here!
--> No thanks, not interested... outta here! Bu-bye.
Edward Brittles: The blades are there for I know these mines.
For I was a miner in happier times.
I will help ye if the others agree.
Only then will I willingly give you the key.
You: Others?
--> What do you mean by, others? I thought you were alone!
Edward Brittles: I may be daft but I know what I speak.
There are others who desire the blades that you seek.
Search the buildings and meet me fellow ghosts.
They might help you out and be good hosts.
But steer clear of ghosts you'll see in the streets.
If you happen upon them, hurry your feet... in other words, RUN!
(Ghost: Fishmeister Intro)
Thomas Fishmeister: Helping out ole Edward, are ya? He's daft, but no ghost.
How do I know that?
I'm one - and we know our own, we do. Now, help me with some fishing, and perhaps I'll help you...
You: Fishing? Why fishing?
--> Sorry to be nosey, mate but if you're a ghost, why do you need fish?
You: I love fishing!
--> Just give me a pole and I'm happy to help!
Thomas Fishmeister: You see, in life, I was a fisherman and supplied the island with fish.
But when Jolly attacked, some of the townsfolk went in hiding... and starved.
I feel somehow... responsible and will
never let that happen again.
Help me and the other friendly ghosts and you'll get what you need.
That's good news, mate! Catching fish for me and doing good deeds for the other
friendly ghosts will grant you entrance to the mines!
(Ghosts: Fishmeister Catch Fish After)
Thomas Fishmeister: Well done! Now help the other friendly ghosts if you havn't done so already and get into the mine...
Between you and me, who ever gets those cursed blades to Captain Sparrow will be a
real hero, eh?
(Ghost: Zigana Brew Potions Intro)
Madam Zigana: Shiver me bones! Are ye one of...
the living
?
Must be, so I'll query a small favor of ye...
Help me restore me Voodoo staff that Jolly Roger broke and I'll help ye on that mine key. Deal?
You: No Problem.
--> You got a deal Madam, I'm off to the Potion Brewing tables right now!
You: What happened to you?
--> What happened to you during Jolly's attack?
You: What if I don't?
--> Why should I help you? What's in it for me?
Madam Zigana: I'll tell you a bit of a story 'cause it grieves me spirit to even speak of it...
Jolly was enraged that he lost some of El Patron's weapons in the battle...
so that devil cursed what was left of our humple island, and...
I want revenge!
Why you feckless weasel, I ought to...
Sorry, I'm a bit testy since JOLLY ROGER CURSED ME!
So if ye want the key to the mine... do as I ask?
You: Glad to help!
--> Sure, Madam Zigana, I'm glad to help!
You: No way I am gonna help you!
--> Sorry Madam, but I'm outta here!
(Ghosts: Zigana Potion Brew After)
Madam Zigana: So you got them all, eh? Well done, well done indeed.
(Ghosts: Fantifico visit Tia Dalma Intro)
Senor Fantifico: Si, I see you are a worthy Pirate. So you help Senor Fantifico, yes?
We help each other, yes?
I have something you want. You can help me get something I need, Si? My need is simple - I merely want to...LIVE AGAIN! You ge me potion to live again, I help you with Edward's key. We have deal, yes?
You: Live again - seriously?
--> I will try my best but, I'm not sure that's possible!
You: What's your story?
--> You don't look like my most Pirates and Knaves around here, what's your story?
You: Sure, we have a deal!
--> I am ready and willing to help, Senor Fantifico!
Senor Fantifico: Oh but it is my amigo, it is! You just need to know the right people, yes? A certain gypsy priestess can handle that, now please, the more time we waste talking, the longer I must remain a ghastly ghost.
You have a keen eye for a Pirate. Yes, Senor Fantifico was not like the rest - I have impeccable taste and flair, as you can see! But alas, my life was cut short when I was...slanthow should I say, hiding from Jolly's attack? Yes, hiding. But I can restore my life with your help and then, I will speak to Senor Edward about your honorable deeds, yes?
(Ghosts: Fantifico visit Tia Dalma After)
Tia Dalma: Senor Fantifico!? Ha! He was a fool and seems to be one in death, too. Help you I will, but not for his sake... for yours. I want you to get the Cursed Blades of El Patron. It's our only hope to stop Jolly Roger. I will brew him a special potion.
You: What kind of potion?
--> What sort of potion are you talking about, and how can I help?
You: Will that do the trick?
--> Are you sure that it's all it takes? If so, I'll be right back, just tell me what needs to be done!
I've never done it on people - only animals, but it should work. These are the ingredients I need for the ceremony that restores life.
Collect them and return to me.
(Ghosts: Fantifico Potion Ingredients After)
Tia Dalma: You've done well, Pirate. The ingredients I have, all that remains is the sacred voodoo chant to resotre life. And you must learn it.
Listen as if your life depends on it!
Ok, I am ready. Go ahead.
Give Senor Fantifico the potion and chant this,
Live as live and die as die, time to make the spirits fly. I hope for your sake it works. Now go.
(Ghosts: Fantifico deliver Potion After)
Senor Fantifico: You have done this, yes?! I am so happy, I dance! Now speak the chant and be sure it is correct...
or you may pay with your life, no?
Live as live and die as die, time to make the demons fly.
Live as life and life so lived, time to make the spirits fib.
Live as live and die as die, time to make the spirits fly.
You: What happened?
--> Tia Dalma said she's never done it on people before, sorry!
You: That's hilarious!
--> I guess your
true self did come back to life since you were a
chicken!
You: I did what you asked.
--> Tell Edward Brittle to give me the key because you did get your life back,......Senor Clucks-a-lot!
(Ghosts: Threadbarren Retrieve Sails Intro)
Widow Threadbarren: State yer business, Pirate!
Ah, so it's the key to the mine you be wantin'...It's a fools errand but it's yer life. Ye can help me by sinkin' every Undead ship around to pay back that vile Jolly Roger!
Yes! I hate Undead Ghost ships as much as you, Widow Threadbarren.
You: What happened?
--> What did Jolly do to you when he attacked?
You: No thanks. I don't sink ships.
--> No thanks, I am not that into sinking Undead ships. Bye.
Widow Threadbarren: Ye have the makings of a fine Pirate and sinkin' Jolly's vile ships will be a fittin' pay back for what he done to me, I say.
When Jolly Roger and his army arrived, they used up all the good townsfolk og our humble island. Me? As a seamstress in life, I was ordered to repair the sails from Jolly's damaged fleet. He swore I would live if I did his biddin' but alas......he lied, and snatched me life after finishin' the work.
Sink these undead ships and bring me back the sails I made for them.
(Ghosts: Threadbarren Retrieve Sails After)
Widow Threadbarren: Hmmm. That's odd. I don't feel at peace with this like I thought I would. But I suppose there be more of those
boneheads at the bottom of the sea now, and that is good. I suppose.
(Ghosts: Clubhearts Disguise Intro)
[Note: Some may be from Ben Clubheart, and some may be from Sadie Clubheart, or some may be from the Skeleton Poker Bouncer]
Ben Clubheart: Ahoy mate, if ye have come to play cards, your luck has run out. But we may be able to help ye with ole Edward. Get some of our gold back that Jolly cheated from us, and we'll do our part, savvy?
You: What can I do?
--> I'm glad to help just tell me what to do!
You: What happened with Jolly?
--> What happened when Jolly attacked the island?
Ben Clubheart: Jolly quickly overran our sorry efforts to stop him so, like a cat toying with his catch, Jolly challenged us to a game of poker. Of course the scoundrel stacked the deck! And with every hand we lost a little more of our souls until, we died. Win back our gold and we'll help you get that key to Edward's mine. But be warned, it's not easy to get into a skeleton card game.
(Ghost: Clubhearts Disguise After)
Hey! What do you want, stranger?
You: I want to play skeleton poker!
--> I came here to play skeleton poker. Please grant me access to the parlor, or else!
You: Sorry, I'm not ready for this. Bye!
Welcome, Mr. Clubheart! Here is your access charm.
Welcome, Mrs. Clubheart! Here is your access charm.
Sorry, mate. The skeleton parlor room is limited to special guests only.
(Ghosts: Clubhearts skeleton Poker After)
Ben Clubheart: We done, good friend, well done!
We don't know how to thank you, only to say...we're happy to tell Edward ye have been good to us. Tha should get you one step closer to the key and...
El Patron's Cursed Blades.
(Ghosts of Ravens Cove After)
Ah, yer back, that's a good sign you see For the only way you can get the key
is if me ghostly friends agree Now all have said your help was fine
so take the key to that wretched mine!