Something's Fishy in the Caribbean - July 07, 2010

[Edward Edgemenace]

Something's Fishy in the Caribbean
July 07, 2010
Mysterious Fish

Originally Posted by Disney, original version

Many Pirates have told of some strange fish sightings lately, and we're starting to believe these fanciful tales to be true. At first, most thought they were nothing more than old wives' tales spun by grog-filled Pirates. Now, we think thar be somethin' to it!

But what could be causing this rash of strange new creatures? Some of the townsfolk and sailors say it's mere coincidence. However, Pirates are a superstitious group and think something more sinister is afoot. Could they have something to do with the new, uncharted islands that have arisen? Or worse, could these strange, new fishes be involved in another one of Jolly Roger's evil plans? What thinks ye?

Originally Posted by Disney, revised version

Many Pirates have told of some strange fish sightings lately, and we're starting to believe these fanciful tales to be true. At first, most thought they were nothing more than old wives' tales spun by grog-filled Pirates. Now, we think thar be somethin' to it!

But what could be causing this rash of strange new creatures? Some of the townsfolk and sailors say it's mere coincidence. However, Pirates are a superstitious group and think something more sinister is afoot. Or worse, could these strange, new fishes be involved in another one of Jolly Roger's evil plans? What thinks ye?