Put 50 bottles of rum on the wall before the mods take them

[Crestshot]

Nah, it won't work. They edit it.....

I don't know about you all, but I'm continuing with the musicals. I just finished up with Little Shop of Horrors, so....

(sung to the tune of Dentist)

I am a Piiiirate!
And I enjoy all the rum that I steal!
I am a Piiiirate!
And I'll be getting five bottles, for real!
When I start to plunder your poor ships,
You people will try to be paying me tips, (Pirate)
And though it may cause the Navy distress! (Distress!)
Somewhere in waters around me, (oohhhaaaaahhhhooohhhaaaaahhh)
I know that there's rum that's abounding!

(spoken)
Oh Rum!

Cause I'm a Piiiiirate!
I steal your rum!

Say aarrrrrrr
(arrrrrr)
Say AAArrrrrr
(aarrrrrrr)
Say AAAAARRRRRR
(AAAARRRRR)
Now drink!

5 bottles, if you didn't catch that