One word story

[Bladehawk]

Pappy the cranky seabeard went on a dangerous sea journey to the forbidden land of Pizza Pockets. It was the most tasty adventure he had experienced since the great Calzone hurricane of the eastern Mediterranean Meatball. It was a yellow hand-made egg-wash hull that smelled like cheese grits and something perplexing. Then, pappy hit on a cute Molusk Undead Boss. Pasta dinners were a treat until lassie killed a pirate's parrot while dancing in some blue shoes. Mcraging has the few pieces of the only map to Bob's one smelly sock. Meanwhile, he doesn't like his one son because Olaf was The Awesome dancing Napoleon Freak. He was so sad when a stump stepped forward and said "Want a chocolate covered pretzel for a very special present?" He was afterall pasta intolerant, however he thinks Kelpbrains are smelly