Here comes Captain Clause!

[Captain Del]

Yo-Ho-Ho! How are ye pirates? My name be Captain Clause, not to be confused with that landlubber brother of mine, Santa Claus! Well it be gettin' close to Christmas time, and my "Magic Sleigh" has pulled in to the Caribbean (of course, being pulled in by seas turtles, with my trusty lead, Torty the Red-Shelled Sea Turtle) to bring holiday cheer to all ye pirates! Of course, I be no patron of peace, if ye know what I mean. I be a rough-and-tumble pirate, just like all of ye, whose plunders are straight from the pockets of the Navy and EITC! And let me tell ye, this years haul be quite a big one! So, me being the great ole' pirate I am, I've decided to share me plunder with all of ye!

Starting Monday, December 14th, and ending as soon as the clock hits Twelve Midnight, marking Christmas Day's beginning, I be roaming freely around the Caribbean, pillaging a plundering my way through the Caribbean, looking for eager pirates to join in my fight! Of course, what would I be able to do with all this plunder, since I be heading back to the North soon? Well, give it to all of ye, of course! If by chance you happen to pass Captain Clause (or better known as Delmaria Darkskull)'s path, simply whisper to me "Merry Christmas Captain Clause!" and I'll gladly hand out to ye 5,000 gold! A pretty nice Christmas present, aye? Here be all the details, nice n' organized:

What: Captain Clause's Gold Giveaway!
When: December 14th, up until Christmas Day.
Where: I be in no specific location. But, me knowing that ye pirates be lazy, I'll be posting little hints once each day to give ye a little push about my location and ocean!
How: If ye be so lucky as to see me (Delmaria Darkskull,) just whisper to me "Merry Christmas Captain Clause!" and ye got yerself a ticket to me giving ye 5,000 gold! (via poker, of course)

I ask that if ye just so happen to be on me friends lists, or in me guild, that ye don't use those magical player cards, or that teleporting voodoo we got, to find me location. And, of course, remember, I will only hand out my present to ye once! Good luck pirates, Happy Holidays, and a great big Merry Christmas to ye! Yo-Ho-Ho!



See! He does have plenty o' plunder to go around! The hard part is trying to find him, and his treasures!