Most embarassing stories from the game

[Cpt. Charlotte Doyle]

of course i'll sail. im never one to pass up gunning. being a helmsman is another matter entirely, what with me having th black spot and all... which brings me to another embarrassing point...

every time i am behind the wheel is an embarrassing time for me. i dont think i've launched once when i havent gone for a quick tour of the navy's less than lovely prisons as result...