October - Epitaph Contest

[Alehahaa]

R.I.P.
Alehahaa
Level 1 – Level 41


Her life was tough and brief,
Aided by barrels of rum.
Now her ETC mates lie in grief,
For her life came to a sum.
Too groggy to rationalize,
She foolishly took the helm.
And came upon a Behemoth twice her size,
In a terrifying realm!
After an unsuccessful flee,
She secured the grappling hooks
To the treacherous and devilish beastie
And prepared to face the EITC crooks.
Her enemies were liquidated
By the might of her deadly grenade,
But her confidence quickly faded,
For her health mysteriously waned.
As Aleh's health continued down its wretched spiral,
She fetched her rum, for one last chug.
And with a shrug, yelled:
“RATS! This must have been another Disney bug!”