October - Epitaph Contest

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Ok, I got one:


Here lies Will, an easy kill, Hit in the head with a 'nade.
But wait, Will's not the one we want,
It's Jason who was on the hunt.
Looking for the Fountain, yes he was.
The Fountain of Youth indeed.
But all the myths, legends, stories too.
He did not care to heed.
Jack Sparrow wanted to get there first,
He really wanted to quench the thirst.
But Ol' Jason got the best of the man,
He knocked him out with the palm of his hand.
Now Jason knew this was bad.
He tried to cover Jack, with whatever he had.
Took the sail of the Pearl, yes he did.
With which he covered Jack, the whole body it hid.
Now my friends, Jason got to the Fountain of Youth,
Upon he gazed with fear,
Then upon Jason's smooth face,
Came rolling down a tear.
He knew that all he did was wrong,
He thought about what he did,
Thats when HE was struck in the head,
By Good Ol' Cap'n Kidd.
Jason woke up in the bottom of a well,
Which it was not very hard to tell,
It was in this well that he had fell.
Jason cried out in agony,
Then a ray of hope he came to see,
A Red Hawk swooping down below,
And came down and stopped his glee.
The Hawk killed Jason then and there,
Then pulled him up by strands of hair.
He was buried then in that same spot,
Which is known today as The Red Hawk's Dot.

The End.

Tombstone: A well, Red of course with a bronze hawk on the edge.


Some helpful hints: Will is Jason's brother, who wanted to be buried with him.
They are next to each other, and Jason's ( Sorry it's so long ) Will's just says the parts about him.