How Jack Came Back

[Jack Sharkbane]

You guys are gonna like this one....



"this is a bad idea" said the adventurous pirate known as Skirita.
"Nonsense." replied the brave Maria Fireheart. "you just have to keep an open mind"
"well, it is dangerous, Maria" said a seaworthy man known as swash.
"Come on, Swash, we have to do this. Its for Jack."
"we cant trust Roger!! he's tried to kill us, oh, how many times? 526? or was it seven? I lost count" swash retorted.

The rest of the crew said nothing. you see, they where on a mission to bring Jack Sharkbane back. as they where searching for the one thing that could restore the dead, they ran into Jolly Roger. he told them that what they where looking for, the Fountain of Youth can not bring back the dead alone. they needed him. for one, they had no idea where the fountain was, somthing that roger did. and obviously, they needed his power to resurect him. he needed them as well. his undead hands could not touch. and secondly he needed the fountain to make him- un-undead. (its a, err, old english word) so, they traveled throguh the jungle, fought some battles, blah blah blah, descorved that zep is part rock (OMG WHAAAT) and then, they made it to the fountain of youth.
"this is it" said Maria
"Ok... now what?" asked Captain Del.
"Err.... do we say some magic words?" questioned Sarah.
"I have no idea" said swash.
They thought about it... and thought.. and thought...
and heard a loud, squeaking noise... like a bunny...
"EEEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!!!" a high pitched, evil voice said.
"Oh no...." said Nick. (don't ask why nicks in here, I dont know.)
"I know that sound..." groaned zep
it was the one... the only...

EKB!!!!!!!

"OMG OMG OMG!!!!" said the crew.
''HEEEEHHHEEEHEHEHEE!!!!"
"fountain SHINY!!! MINE!!" said the nefarious bunny.
so he started to pick it up....
and the crew charged.

"FOR JACK!!!"
and with those words, the fountain began to glow.
and a body appeared.

it was...

JACK SHARKBANE!!!!

the crew cheered.

"JACK IS BACK!!!!!"

but something was different about him... he looked a little.... undead.

..."Eh... wha-? OMG what happened??? how did you-" stuttered Jack.

then he saw the fountain.

"oohhh. thats cheating."

"good ter have ye back, Jack." said swash.

"good ta be back."

and thus, Jack continuted with his adventures....

but that is another tale for another time.



The End

(for now)