What shall we do with the drunken sailors?

[Cpt. Charlotte Doyle]

This was inspired by the rum bottle game. After drinking all that rum, our mods are out cold! so what kind of trickery will we play on them?

Here are your instructions: we will be adding a few verses to the sea chantey "What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor?"

What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

(Chorus )
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-aye in the morning

1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
10. Put 'im in the scuppers with a hose pipe on 'im.

Your turn!


11: fill their bottles full of foul bilgewater