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Molly: "No, really Your Honor--I was PULLING the dagger out of his noggin. The Urchinfist threw it."
Judge: "So, your story is you pulled the dagger out of his head?" Molly: "Yes your honor." Judge: "And the 17 stab wounds in his back?" Molly: "Ummmm... he backed into a different Urchinfist 17 times when he got hit with the dagger in the face. 17 times. Really" Judge: "Really?" Molly:"Uh... it was a healing dagger?" Judge: "A what?" Molly: "A healing dagger." Judge: "There's no such thing!" Molly: "But I'm special!" Please don't stab me in the face, Molly.
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