How do you get away with cheating?

[GraspingClaw]

If you plan on sneaking some cards in, my advice is to make sure you get up from the table once in a while, especially after winning a big hand. If you get up and sit back down, and then get caught cheating, they can only take the money from the last time you sat down. This should eliminate the possibility of the dealer confiscating a soul-crushing amount of money from you.