Tandy's Mixed Weapon shop!

[musicalklutz]

Welcome to the wonderous store of Tandy! This is her hammer. It does many wonderous things!


First we have the HammerNade. Perfect for exploding yourself and having fun with revive!


No pirate would dare leave the house without the HammerStaff! Wither them, then beat them upside the head for a fashionable kill!


And the HammerPistol! Does nothing, but looks really cool!


The elegant HammerCutlass! Crushes the Navy, then beats thewir skulls in for fun


The HammerDoll! Perfect for those pesky skeles who won't die. Just throw the hammer on your doll. Instant voodoo kill! (Warning, do not use on mates.) *P.S. Blonde Sawyer/Piper twins never included.*


So c'mon down to Tandy's fish taco... I mean.... Mixed Weapons shop. Where our products help you end with a bang!