Current News: May 07, 2009

[CaptainGreenGene]

While I appreciate the story line they must be kidding with this cheap theatrical buildup. Do they really expect us to play along if one of these guys starts talking to us? I would have some questions for them and they can forget asking me anything.

1) When is the new content coming out?

2) When can I get one of those nice EITC uniforms?

3) I need a bigger ship, do you have one I could borrow?

4) I can't pronounce "Marceline" let alone tell you where they are, can you?

5) Why couldn't I log in today and why did I have to wait on hold for 30 minutes to find out the site was going through a maintenance cycle?

Finally, where is the kraken and how did you get that black spot on your hand?