Pirate Botox

[Pirate Bood]

One day I was on test with my pirate Punky Raven commenting with a friend on how our pixels never age, they all look a carefree 20 yrs old at most. I logged off safe in the knowledge that I never need worry about crows feet for my girls.

BUT THEN dun dun dahhh!

The very next time I logged on, right after the new PDF update, Punky looked suddenly, and most alarmingly, like she would be pushing it to pull off being as young as 40.
Now I know its not the rum 'cos Gunner looks the same as ever, it could be all the serious lvling shes been doing, but I dont think so.

Here is her story...

''Drastic measures were needed to stop my own crew attacking me 'cos I looked like an undead pirate....
I went to the Fabiola and asked if she had any potions, at first she said, ''Arrghhh... sorry you scared me!'', then she shook her head whilst backing up and said, ''You need some thing stronger than my potions, try Doc Grog''.
So then I headed over to the Doc's but when I walked in he leered a sinister leer at me and said, ''Hehehe step into my back room'', whilst snapping his pincers! I was gone so fast, ya couldnt see me for dust, I wasnt sticking around for Doc Grogs pincers.
An unreliable source in Tortuga told me he heard tell of a skeleton in Rats Nest with a map to the Fountain of Youth, I went in search of this undead with new hope, but alas, to no avail.
So eventually I bug reported it. Then I decided to console myself with a some new clothes, some thing bright and crazy to take the emphasis off my crows feet and odd looking hair.
And then suddenly as if by magic .. maybe it was the retail therapy, I cant say for sure, all my crows feet were gone and my hair was full and lovely again! Oh!''

As it happens, in light of the current sudden aging blight all the clothes shops, jewellery stores and and tat parlours are giving away free pirate botox to all in need with every visit. YAY!!