Pirates Mythology

[League]

Here it is: all the lore and legends concerning all the Pirates of the Caribbean / Pirates of the Caribbean Online Fansite & Forums pirates! If you want a part inserted, post it here, especially if it is about yourself. If you have a name of questionable source, it will be used (for instance, the Firehearts will have the reason for their name answered). Ties imbetween pirates will be created conservatively, unless they are both the same account. Geneologies are somewhat fun and will be included when possible. (Zeppers begat Sarah, and Sarah begat... kidding. )

Anybody even considered a possible friend shall be inserted here regardless.
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The Inestimable League, in a thrilling action story that didn't go over well with critics, was revealed to be the future persona of a boy named Willy. Willy, quite the insane boy, was revealed to have many personalities (the later source for the name League). The town he lived in grew tired of him, and lured him out. Nearly dying after being ejected, he grew harsh towards society and became a pirate, looting the coast of Europe with his crew of dogs.

His mutinous first mate, a dog who was no man's best friend, was just that: a mutinous first mate, a dog who was no man's best friend. He was stranded on an island where he had no company but himself, which was actually quite alot of company. From there, he waited years earning the sea turtles' trust before he eventually betaryed them and made a raft out of them using his back hair (see where Jack gets the story from?).

Drifting out on the sea, the Willies would later get apprehended by Davy Jones. Unfortunately for Willy, and fortunately for the free world, Willy's antics would cause him a harsh punishment. Fortunately for Willy and unfortunately for the free world, Willy proved to be a master at Pirate's Dice, cutting down the majority of his service.

From out on the sea, Willy would meet the most influential person in his life, Ms. Potatobottom (though there is quite the story behind this name, it is not involved in the Pirates Mythology). She'd teach him basic math, basic grammar, basic science, advanced calculus, Shakespearian literature and Latin, and, lastly, some helpful tricks from botany. Her fierce discipline would clear his mind of insanity, for the most part, leaving him with a personality for every situation. However, this inestimable inestimability on his part wouldn't later be seen until Ms. Potatobottom's apprehension by the EITC (really, there is quite a story behind that name), for she for the most part cured him of his bad seed.

From here on, it is hard to seperate myth from reality (even what seems to be well-decided as truth above is sketchy), but there are many tales of backstabbing Lord Cutler Beckett, Tia Dalma, and a host of many others.