Pleasant greetings

[mercriseing]

Avast ye virus ridden laggin' dogs!

My name be Kat Wildfury and my loyalty is with the mighty Yellow Wolf and her fine Captain, Captain Tobias Darkhound.

Though formalities aside, mates... should the gentle rhythm of the cold and taxed planks at your feet find themselves writhing in their eager youth, and your steady hand tremble before the abyssal maw of darkened discontent, I would offer you these words to grant you graceful passage to Davey Jones' silence;

port or starboard, aft or bow, your enemies can find you, but only your friends know how.

I am Kat Wildfury. First Mate and Eyes of The Wolf's Fangs guild. Know my name well, for there is a difference my friends, between fashionably late... and simply, left at port.

Seek my aid or my favor if you wish, should you be competent to the task either will serve you well.

- mercriseing.inc