Strange stories.

[joere444]

Well, I am at school so this should be really strange...................

Once upon a dead day there died a man named Glurkel. He was different from the other people in his town of Glurkel Urkel. He did not say did I do that? He also did not wear high pants, and he did play sports. Everyone hated him because he went to LSU to play sports. Everyone in the town of glurkel urkel wanted to be scientists, and/or mathmeticians. So, they asked themselves are we unhealthy? Then they turned to the fatest 2,000 pound man in town, and said, "No we are the living picture of health!" So mayor Urkel said that we should banne sports from our town because we are too healthy for that. So they finally went to the white house, and got kicked out because the president was a workout freak who told them they could make an obesiety epidemic. Unfortunatley I lied a law passed, and everyone in the U.S. became to fat! Also mayor Urkel was chased out of town.