Christmas Decorations

[Poison elf]

I admit, I had to log on and just check one thing.

I was having a bad delusion I think from to much rum.

I did get to my War Frigate, and checked the bow, there was no mickey mouse dressed up like Santa there. And wreaths were not stuck in my cannons.

OK that was two things, but when holding up two fingers at this point it looks like 4. So curse it anyways,, err wait no I did not say that, no curse, nothing about curse forget you saw anything here.

OK I am going to go work on some notoriety, wait, can't do that either, umm where is the rum?

And where do we hang these stockings now, oh wait my inventory is full, I don't have room for a stocking. Just leave the rum not to close to the fire arrrrrrrrr.

Oh heck I need to end this before I get sarcastic.

Everyone have a good Christmas, which means don't read my posts.

ho ho ho,,,,,err har har har.

Now where did I put that gunpowder to light up the tree.