Talk like a pirate day!

[TooHip]

Aye, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! On this fine day, everyone can talk like a pirate all day long. ‘Tis a fine way t’be speakin’, and if ye’ disagree I may make ye’ walk the ol’ plank and send ye’ ta’ ol’ Davy Jones’ Locker!

So spread the word lest the day be fergotten. An' we all wants it to be remembard, dont we? Arrr, so, hop aboard mateys and get talkin', shiver me timbers!

"Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried in the popular French style with that?"