October 2011 Potion Contest

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Controlled Monster Rum

Unlike regular Monster Rum which causes you to die a horrible death, controlled Monster Rum temporarily boosts your strength, causing attack power to increase 150%, HP increase by 50%, and allows for infinite voodoo. Side effects include greenish colored skin, increased aggression, the development of large, crooked teeth and a desire to devour livestock. Lasts for 5 minutes (May not be used while undead).

Ingredients

2 cups of water from Pantano River

The eyeballs of an Alligator, Scorpion, chicken, and crab

1 cup of gunpowder (For the extra kick, y'know?)

1 Bottle of Monster Rum (No more than five months old)

Five drops of Seabeard Sweat

The foot of an undead Gypsy (it MUST be the foot)

The tongue of a Jumbee

Why such horrific ingredients you ask? Well, the ingredients must match the effect, yes?

[Kale Grayhand]

Name:
Summoner's Fear

Purpose:
Summons a host of ghosts to aide you in battle

Ingredients:
The ash of a fire bat
A piece of coral from the Cursed Caverns
An ounce of sea water
The rust of a skeleton's sword
Urchin spines from a Spineskull
A feather plucked from a random chicken on Raven's Cove

Side Effects:
Drowsiness (you should not attempt to sail at this time)
Mood swings
Mild hallucinations
May or may not cause hysteria

*Note: Never, under any circumstances, should this be ingested with rum.

[Panos]

Abnormally Gigantic Human Being
This potion will make you fat! And not just fat! You will be able to destroy navy forts by just walking through them! The navy will be in ''BIG'' trouble.. hah get it? Nevermind.. Just buy it!

Ingredients
-Eye of a bat
-Raw fish
-A fried fly trap
-A roasted crocodile

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

Name: Apocalyptyca

Ingredients:
~ One block of the legendary headstone.
~ One knife fron the Silver Freeze set.
~ 20 Rage ghost souls.
~ One knife that MUST be physicly stolen from Foulberto Smasho.
~ One of El Patron's Lost Swingsets.
= WARNING: Must be made within the full minite of Midnight.

Purpose: Turns you into a giant, hideos, demon-from-hell type of monster, and makes you rampage through the carribean, destroying everything in your path, until you move on into the world, becoming the Apocalypse's knight - Apocalyptyca.

Picture:

[Grace Seafury]

Title: Specter Tonic
Ingredients: Voodoo statuette, cursed ring, monkey hair, saltwater
Effect: Turns you into a ghost for 10 minutes

[Robert Ironcastle]

Name:Harness Light
Ingredients:
25 Firebrand
10 Volcano Souls(15 for maximum effect)
Recipe:Smelt the cannon ammunition and the souls in a forge.Before it has cooled,coat the correct sword with this mixture and leave to cool.Only works with swords that have the Bloodfire ability.
Purpose:When wielded around light,all player stats are increased by 5%.Attack is also increased by 2.This is doubled around lava and tripled on Padres del Fuego.
Cons:When wielded in caves,health and voodoo is decreased by 5%.Attack is decreased by 3.

N.B: By swords I mean sabres,cutlasses and broadswords.

[Captain Gas]

Name: GAStly Ghost (Special thanks to me pirate Gastro who was my inspiration )
Ingredients: Bone Dust, a pound of ashes, and a skull.
Recipe: Put the bone dust and ashes in a bowl and stir gently on the stove. After 25 minutes when the mixture has become a liquid, DROP the skull in the mixture so your hands don't boil.
Purpose: Turns you into a ghost that leaves a trail of gas everywhere you go. Affects enemies so that their attacks are slow, so you can attack them with more opportunity due to the wretched smell.
Cons: Warning: When using, do not sit in water or you will disintegrate into ashes.

EDIT: I have a picture of it.

[Raven Trueheart]

WICKED BREW

This wicked potion is unlike the rest,
Mix the ingredients....put it to the test.

It starts with a little bit of fun,
Put in a half a barrel of 100 year rum.

One crazy old Buccaneers smelly old boot,
Plus, one big dirty and stinky pigs hoof.

An Executioner's putrid toe nail,
The Flytrap's venom....about a half a pail.

A dead Mercenary's big old eyeball,
Preferably blue....that works best of all.

Twenty-two pinches of undead Bone Dust,
Six Killer Wasps Stingers....this is a must.

Eighteen drops of Scorpions Blood,
Tattoo Ink and Sea Salt mixed with mud.

Now, add a Fingertip from General Darkheart,
Severed with his own blade, is the best part!

Put in a huge Rabid Bat's wing,
A Witchdoctors ear and his Pearl ear ring.

Throw in a few hairs....stolen from Jolly,
This potion never fails....I tell you....by golly!

Add a Talking Parrot's red feather,
Now, it all comes, nicely together!

Add a cup of Alligator saliva....called phlegm,
Stir with a Corrupt Stump's rotted stem.

Let these elements boil and bubble,
Now, ask Tia Dalma....if it is no trouble!

Could she Voodoo this brew with her very own Doll,
This makes the recipe....above them all!

What is this concoction you may ask me??
It's living amongst the undead....for Eternity!

[blade1]

Potion : Skull Sense

Ingredients : Stump Leg, Undead Gypsy Arm, Crystal, Pure Gold

Potion Effect : For 180 seconds, you have a 25% higher chance of looting a Loot Skull Chest off of a enemy in the carribean.

This potion is perfect for the true looter! Pirates will almost be living in Tormenta or Ravens Mine with this potion!

[Captain Sharktooth]

Pet Potion

Ingredients: 10 Bones from Undead Gypsy's, heart of Dreadtooth, and 5 Fly Trap Leaves.

Effect: An animal is randomly spawned to aid you in battle (choices are monkeys, parrots, or dogs).

[Tobias Daggercrash]

Name: Jolly's Minion
Ingredients: Undead Raider's Heart, Giant Scorpion's Soul, General Darkhart's Dark Heart, French Undead's Heart, Spanish Undead's Soul, Hay, Slime, Wild Wolf (Alive)

Recipe:

Put all the hearts in a bowl,
Add some water so it smells like a fowl.

Stir it as hard as you can,
And then dry it under one fan.

Leave it for one day,
Then add some hay.

Add some slime to make it clear,
Stir hard to make it dear.

We have worked very much hard,
What all remains is the one last part.

Release the souls into the bowl,
When the wolves howl.

Stir it again to make it complete,
Drink it just like an Athlete.

Effect: Turns you into an Undead Raider for 30 minutes. You stay as a pirate and no bonus, You just turn into an Undead raider. Most fun to use in crowded places like Tortuga.
Cons: Your Pirate Mateys might attack you! Your Undead Enemies might just Hug You! The Townspeople might just Run away from you! Thank you.

[Chalupa]

My Potion

Name: 20th Century Upgrade
Ingredients: 10 Steel Rods from EITC Behemoths, 2 Cursed Gunpower from Death Omens, 1 Enchantment Staff from Tally-Ho, 15 Bone Dust from Undead Raiders, 2 Cursed Driftwood from Raven's Cove digspots, 1 Ghost Soul from Foulberto Smasho, and 5 Volcano Souls.
Effect: Changes any one of your guns to be automatic for one hour.

[toanuju22]

It's not really a Potion, however through my experience- it's still effective.
Multi-Purpose Polish:

3 Vlies of Scorpion Venom
1 Gram of Tree-Root
30 Mgram of Blackpowder
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Place in a container and Shake for 3 minutes (DO NOT STIR THE SOLUTION!)

Fin.

Uses: A Highly Poisonous Substance, insuring that an any impact is deadly.

Cover Bullets in it, your sword, or even dip Grenades in them so the Shrapnel causes death.

Nuju-

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Okay... got meh potion.

!SPAM!



Ingredients
- two flasks of water from the cave of Thrall Captains
- a chip from an undead cutlass
- a pinch of gunpowder
- a strip of sail cloth off an undead ship
- a drop of bat venom
- a rotten egg
- one moldy alligator tail
- a rotting fly trap head
- a dead fish

Instructions

Start by pouring the two flasks of water into a pot and heating it until the water is boiling. Next, crack open the rotten egg and drop its smelly contents into the hot water. Let the pot sit heated while you crush the undead cutlass chip and mix it with gunpowder and bat venom in a bowl. Now take the undead sail cloth strip and dip it in your boiling egg broth, then dip it into your bowl mixture. Let the cloth sit to dry in the sun while you finish, it will be saved for later. Now pour the contents of your bowl into the boiling water and mix it all together with a large spoon. After these atrocious ingredients are mixed, throw in the final items: the alligator tail, fly trap head, and dead fish. TAKE CAUTION AT THIS POINT. Step away from the pot as it boils and sputters and bubbles. Wait ten minutes before you return to the pot, as there could be DEADLY consequences. When you return to the pot, throw in the dried sail cloth and let it dissolve until the brew smells like sulfur mixed with cow manure and skunk. Now you have the ultimate spamming potion!


WARNING: This deadly potion's effects include: blinding, burning, stunning, causing hallucinations, loss of hearing temporarily, and horrible taste sensations that include the taste of multiple types of Spam at once. USE WITH CAUTION!

You like?

~ Mr. Spammy

[andyspins]

UNDEAD STEW

Ye shall need,

A handful of undead hair,

Shavings of iron from a sword,

Limbs of the corrupted,

Bones soaked in rum,

And most importantly, as many human souls as you can collect.

Then heat in lava at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

What does it do you ask? If you drink it, you will have as many lives as the souls you collected. But there be a price... You grow more and more undead as each life passes, until Jolly claims your soul.

Property of Jolly Roger Horror Stories Inc.