The Ban Game!

[Juliana Maria]

I ban Davy because I don't need a reason...

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Jules for thinking I am not worth a good ban.

I'm offended. You shall pay.

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban Davy for not saying how she should pay. Quarters? Nickels? Credit Cards? RUM?

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Sharky because Davy demands payment in blood... and rum sometimes.

[Mr. Awesome]

I ban Skip because he damands payment in both. Red Rum.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban MA because blood doesn't mix well with polar covalent mixtures such as rum.

And yes, I get the joke.

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I ban Skiperdoo for using big scientific words. Don't you know we pirates are completely uneducated in that sort of stuff?

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Catherine because a smart enemy is the worst kind of enemy.

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I ban Davy because even a smart enemy can be outsmarted.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Catherine for that would mean that the person doing the outsmarting is also a smart enemy, therefore contradicting your statement, as the outsmarting will be outsmarted again and again.

[The Skirata Clan]

I ban DF for seemingly enjoying those ban conundrums.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban TSC because I like anything that makes me think.

I ban you again for not realizing this by now.

[The Skirata Clan]

I ban DF because I had noticed but I wasn't sure if you enjoyed Ban Conundrums.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban TSC because all Conundrums are good Conundrums.

Except that one in the Arrrcade. I hate that one.

[Mr. Awesome]

I ban Davy for saying he likes

anything that makes me think

Yet hates a game that makes you think.