Four Minutes on Abassa Tortuga

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Good lord, basically it was everyone screaming in caps.

Here are some snippets:
"DOES ANYONE WANT TO PVP?!???"


"I AN....BE GOOD"

*insert fart potion*


"- poke eye - ROFL"


*people fart in others face* "LEAVE ME ALONE!"


Just goes to show you what four minutes on Abassa Tortuga are like.

[Mr. Awesome]

That is why I stay away from that horrible horrible place.

[StellaInTheSky]

You mustn't forget "Hai b my gf/bf?" and the ever popular "My guild is awsum urs is stoopid"...each of these combined, of course, with multiple glitchers running around with 9000+ Swift Foot potions to drink. =P

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Don't forget the "I'm part of the largest guild in the whole game" charade.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

You forgot the people that stand there advertising their guild saying "hi my guild is a really cool guild we are new and growing but still really awesome plz plz join."

Then there is the thing that Stella said. In addition to that, I've also received whispers that say "Hi you look hot.", "Hey cutie.", "You looking for a GF?", and "You single?". Kind of sad. Especially when they have a thought bubble above their head meaning that they would accept ANYONE. That's either immature, desperate, or some combination of the two...

Then of course there are the people who can't think of any insult other than Noob, and they consider anyone below the level twenty that is not in a well-known guild a Noob. Especially if they are basic. Pretty sad. I was playing another online game today, one that is more geared for a slightly younger audience (Probably six to thirteen, although there are some older teens that play) and if you think that PIRATES say Noob too much... well, in this game that's the only insult you'll ever hear.

Yeah, stay away from Abassa. Although I say that, and yet I go there on occasion. Not for too long, but I just like to go there and watch some chaos on occasion.

[Tobias Daggercrash]

Abassa's not that bad, its just Tortuga is flooded with Pirates/Noobs/Createacconutonlyfordisturbance ppl.

[James]

I don't know about others, but I often go there for entertainment.

[The Skirata Clan]

Abassa seems like what Tortuga might be like if the movie, ride, and game combined into one.

[Rose Calicofoote]

LOL I never realized there was so much... ah, what should I call it... well, so much going on on Abassa, Tortuga! I might stop by just to see for myself.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

I also forgot the million of people that have the name Jumper or something similar to that.

[richfireskull]

I never go there unless I want to svs on abassa and I end up there

[titanic95594]

Well I think the Navy sent them there when they drank to much rum. Lol, anyways its just a server that is only a "sit-and-talk" group. Be thankful this is not EVERY server!

[Pirate Guy]

Well the only difference between Abassa Tortuga and Abassa Darkhart is that at Tortuga everyone will call me a noob, at Darkhart usually I only get a few people.

[Tobias Daggercrash]

few people? Your kidding. at abassa, usually i get 30-40 people at darkhart, with him eliminated in mere seconds.

[Captain Sharktooth]

I think Pirate Guy meant at DH Abassa he only gets called a noob by a few people, not that there are only a few people at DH Abassa.