Anyone a good translator?

[titanic95594]

I got this email after I sent a report of bad connection. HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSE TO READ THIS?

Hi, Cap'n!

The logs that ye have submitted with yer report indicate that ye lost yer connection to the Pirates Online servers. This can be caused by a dropped internet connection or other network interruption. There are several factors that may contribute to this problem. Please read the followin' advice and follow any steps that apply to yer particular connection to the internet:

Wireless connections are variable in nature and may cause interruptions with data-intensive applications like Pirates Online. If ye connect to the internet through a wireless router, ye may need to disable yer wireless connection and plug directly into yer modem or router with an ethernet cable.

Ye may also improve the stability o' yer connection by updatin' yer router's firmware. Please refer to yer router's documentation or the manufacturer's website for specific instructions.

Some routers or modems have USB as well as ethernet connections. If ye are currently connected with a USB cable, please switch to an ethernet cable for a more stable connection.

Finally, Pirates Online requires a broadband connection. If ye connect to the internet with a dial-up modem, then we are unable to assist ye further with connection problems.

May the wind fill your sails!

To many Yer! I speak plain American not pirate.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I don't mind a bit of pirate talk in other emails, but they should be as clear as possible with Bug reports. Its very annoying, I agree.

[titanic95594]

Im not sure but I could not stand the over flowing "yer".

[Countainer7b]

yer = your simple enought its pirate thamed and its disney don't expect anything straitforward

[jason davy]

They actually sent you that? Dang, I can appreciate the pirate lingo in the right context but it seems like a reply to a bug report should be a little more formal.

[WitchdoctorDan]

Huh? I AM AMERICUN. I SPEEK AMERICUN. They really shouldn't do too much lingo in bug report e-mails. It's confusing enough already.

[The Skirata Clan]

Interesting how serious they take their jobs.

[titanic95594]

^ Its like sit and pay for them. I dont ever recall 1 TIME that they EVER helped me.

[Jim seapaine]

that'll be very interestin'

yet i be able to transalate thee pirate speakings


it wasnt that hard to read for me lol

Originally Posted by The Skirata Clan

Interesting how serious they take their jobs.

i thought'll it be creative

Originally Posted by titanic95594

^ Its like sit and pay for them. I dont ever recall 1 TIME that they EVER helped me.

sadly, i dont be thinkin' there be a trainin' course for thee job they be doin


im trying to talk like a pirate heh heh