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November 2010 Carol Parody Awards
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11-30-2010, 06:30 AM
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November 2010 Carol Parody Awards
 WOW!!! That was surely some of the fanciest tongue-twisting I have ever seen  Ya'll managed to curl up some right purty gems of a tune  But I knows that what yer really after is who was a gettin' them thar awards So Without further ado   Eliza Creststeel Jolly the Dead Man by Eliza Creststeel (Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman) Jolly the Dead Man Was a rotten vile soul With a bladed hand and a hooven leg And a face that was made of skull. Jolly the Dead Man was a fairy tale they say, He was made of bones, but the pirates Know how he came back to life one day. There must have been some magic in that Voodoo man he killed For when he made the shaman dead His soul with blackness filled O, Jolly the Dead Man Was as dead as he could be, And the pirates say he could slash and slay just the same as you and me. Clumpetty clump clump Clumpetty clump clump Look at Jolly go Clumpetty clump clump Clumpetty clump clump Over the seas so cold Jolly the Dead Man knew Tia's voodoo was strong that day So he said, 'You run or I'll have some fun Making your soul decay.' Down to Tortuga With a cutlass in his hand, Running here and there all Around the square saying, Stop me if ye can! He chased them down the streets of town Right to the barricades. And he only paused a moment when He lit the cannonades! For Jolly the Dead man Had to hurry on his way, But, he waved goodbye saying, "You'd better cry! I'm coming back again someday!!" Clumpetty clump clump Clumpetty clump clump Look at Jolly go Clumpetty clump clump Clumpetty clump clump Over the seas so cold  Fin  "Grandma Got Run Over by a Revenant" (parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer") Grandma got run over by a Revenant Sailin’ home from Kingshead Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Undead, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. Grandma'd been drinkin’ too much rum grog, And we all begged her not to leave, But she hauled anchor anyway, And staggered off the deck into the sea. When we found Grandma Christmas mornin', Floatin' near the island of Outcast, There was plenty of dead undead around her And a great big loot chest in her grasp. Now, we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so very well, He's been seen around with Tia Dalma, Drinkin' rum and generally raising He- heck. But it's not really Christmas without Grandma, All the family is dressed in black, And we just cannot help but kinda wonder If our undead grandma will attack?  Captain Del  Pirates We!  Sailin' through the seas, With loot below me deck, I have a nasty plan, For the Navy on me back, Yo-ho-ho! Cannons blasting loud, Sinking all in sight, Oh how fun it is to plague the Navy and Skeletons in fright, Oh! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We, Pickin' out the pockets of the East India Com-pan-y, Yo! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We! Don't come crossin' our paths Or next will yer soul be! From 'Tuga to Padres, Kingshead to the Cove, We raid our way through, Taking all yer gold!, Mwhahaha! The landlubbers got nothing, Compared to our mighty valor, The only thing you might not like Is we tend to never shower, Yo! Gamblin', Swindlin', Fightin' Pirates We, Pickin' out the pockets of the East India Com-pan-y, Yo! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We! Free and fearsome freebooters Of the Caribbean Sea!  Davy Fireskull  Jolly Roger Is Coming To Town A Parody by Davy Fireskull Ye better watch out! And try not to die And try not to shout I'm tellin' you why! Jolly Roger is coming, to town! His first shot may miss, But his gun fires twice! Gonna find Sparrow and that won't be nice! Jolly Roger is coming, to town! He sees you when your living, And feels it when your dead. He takes has no mercy and ain't forgiving, So run for goodness sake! Oh! Ye better watch out! And try not to die And try not to shout I'm tellin' you why! Oh! Ye better watch out, Cuz Jolly ain't shy! And don't try to fight. Or you'll surely die! Why? Jolly Roger is coming To Town!!!
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11-30-2010, 08:46 AM
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haha awesome guys! lol very fun and funny lol very good!
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11-30-2010, 12:21 PM
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Way to go!
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11-30-2010, 01:17 PM
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Good job to all the winners!
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11-30-2010, 06:09 PM
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Congratulations to everyone for the great job.....you all make a great parodist!
They were very funny! 
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11-30-2010, 07:25 PM
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Thank you SO MUCH! Tis' an honor to be chosen!
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11-30-2010, 11:43 PM
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Woohoo! Good work for everyone!
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12-01-2010, 12:24 AM
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Wow, I didn't think I would win... thanks though! Now all of ye run for yer lives! Jolly Roger is coming to town!
EDIT: Fin, just read yours. LOVED IT. I always enjoy watching Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer every Christmas. I may not be as little as I used to be, but that movie is always something I watch... again, good job to all! Last edited by Tiberius Fireskull; 12-01-2010 at 01:07 AM.. |
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12-01-2010, 03:25 AM
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Congrats Eliza Del Davy And Fin Davy I had to say that was funny and fin hilarious
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12-01-2010, 05:46 AM
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Davey Fireskull really great poem very true in deed!
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12-01-2010, 06:10 AM
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Wow those were some funny parodies you guys made up. Hats off to all of you.
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12-02-2010, 12:37 AM
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Good job mates, great works of music!
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