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11-09-2010, 12:54 AM
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Davy Jones finds me annoying, so he lets me free. I fly out of the ocean, and land on Witchdawka Dayn, breaking every bone in his body. I then get up, brush my clothes off, and resume being Captain of this ship.
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#332
11-09-2010, 12:57 AM
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You break every bone in my body... sculpture. I keep a life size replica of myself around at all times, for security reasons and to scare people. I then sift your head with a well tossed Sidewinder.
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11-09-2010, 01:24 AM
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That was my stunt quadruple (what are we on now...?) Favy Direskull. I kill you when you aren't looking.
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11-09-2010, 02:10 AM
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Yes, You Jefferson is my favorite cannoneer. You will pay for killing him, Davy. I then keelhaul you, an old pirate punishment which involved dragging one under the ship and getting cut by the razor sharp barnacles on the hull. I "forget" to take you out and you drown.
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#335
11-09-2010, 02:44 AM
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I buy my own ship.
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#336
11-09-2010, 02:50 AM
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It's a light sloop. It sinks in a drizzle.
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11-09-2010, 02:51 AM
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I then persuade Davy Jones to bring back a ship of the line by the name of Queen Anne's Revenge for me.
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#338
11-09-2010, 02:52 AM
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Since you are historically inaccurate, Bosun from Davy Jone's crew is made captain.
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#339
11-09-2010, 02:54 AM
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I persuade him to jump overboard. I declare myself captain. Nobody objects.
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#340
11-09-2010, 02:55 AM
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You slip on the deck on your way up the stairs. Somehow, this makes you explode.
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#341
11-09-2010, 02:57 AM
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I reform on your ship, and keelhaul you for keeping on interfering with my fate, even though your not even on my other ship!
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#342
11-09-2010, 03:00 AM
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I cleaned the ship's hull just before. It's like a nice bubble bath, with a hold your breath contest mixed in. I cut the rope whilst on my way down, causing it to sling around and decapitate you. I then swim up and crawl on deck; and the crew, thinking I was Poseidon, crowns me captain.
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11-09-2010, 03:03 AM
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Got to admit, that was funny.
I use your voodoo powers to reattach my head. I then throw you overboard, two water-filled barrels tied to your legs, into shark-infested waters. ICOTS. |
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11-09-2010, 03:09 AM
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The sharks are extremely stupid. They throw me back. And since you fail at voodoo, a magnetic reaction happens when I land on deck, both of us being negatively charged. You are sent flying backwards at several hundred MPH, shooting off into the horizon. The crew now fully believes I am Poseidon and crowns me King of the Ship. I don't object.
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